Sunday, December 13, 2009

**hugs**

At our commissary, it's customary for the bagger to take your groceries out to your car. They're not necessarily being polite; they work for tips only. Anyway, yesterday, my bagger was this 78-year-old man who went in for a "happy holidays" hug after all the bags were loaded into the trunk. And I couldn't help but feel creeped out. Nor could I help but feel obligated to hug him.

He didn't strike me as the "creepy old man" type, but I really do hate a non-relative random hug. Especially from men. I almost feel like it's a bit of an abuse on their part. Who's going to turn down something as harmless as a hug (where, incidentally, my body is pressed up against yours)? And yet I'm constantly looking for a socially polite way to do just that. "Actually, I don't hug. Avian Bone Syndrome."

Not that this post is intended to ward off all affection. If you are a man and related to me, or have known me since I was a kid or something, go on and solicit a hug! But if you're the elderly bag boy or my creepy 0ld-man neighbor (who really does try to hug me every chance he gets) then DON'T! Just don't.

7 comments:

Diana said...

I go with, "Oh you don't want to hug me, I'm getting over a bad cold." Sometimes at work I use that line to avoid hugs from kids (who usually have bad colds themselves).

Although other times after recess I just tell them they're sweaty and they smell bad, and that works too. Probably not the answer you're looking for though. :)

Trisha said...

I can still remember the first stiff cold hug you gave me! :)

Joe said...

Fine. I will never hug you.

Justin said...

Wow you have me reevaluating whether or not I hugged you the last time I saw you...but you know what, creepy or not, you're getting another hug the next time i see you. And it's going to be extra long and tight. So get ready.

Lacy E. (as in Eloise, formerly Lee) said...

Ha ha. Yeah, I guess I always have been a bit of an anti-affection--even with people I like! What can I say, I'm a ball of bah humbug.

Jay and Joe, as I've known you both for many years (and as neither of you is creepy) hug away!!

The Daily Rant said...

Funny. I'm such a hugger, I'd hug anybody.....most likely I've hugged you too, so sorry about that if I invaded your space.

I grew up in a very huggy family and probably, culture; you know, the Italians - they hug and kiss everyone.

Based on that, I don't think I can trust a non-hugger.

But since I like you a LOT, I'll let you slide.

pearlynmarie said...

You clearly state in this post that people you've known your whole life are acceptable to hug. No one should feel snubbed. I love you!